HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN FEDERLINE!!!

I almost let the entire day go by without wishing a hearty happy birthday to Kevin Federline. He turns 28 today, and I only hope than when I hit 28 I will have accomplished half of what he has; meaning I hope I will have several children, a closet full of wife beaters, cargo shorts, and tube socks, and a butt load of expensive shit my sugar daddy buys for me, takes back when we fight, and gives back to me after we make up. So, anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY K-FED!!