What's up bitches!

This is my new blog dedicated to Kevin Federline and his rise to rap super-stardom. This blog originates from the excessive attention I paid to Kevin Federline on my other blog. (No, I don't have a life, so stop asking.) Anyway, I will update whenever Kevin Federline does something awesome. I'll start off with a recap of the past few days in Kevin Federline:

First, we learned that his allowance is just burning a hole in his pocket and he needed a place to spend it without any chance that it would make him a profit someday, so he is planning to open a Las Vegas casino. Smart!

Then he went to the ATM.

After that, he took a stand against all the haters and shut them the fuck up by assuring us that we will "feel" his music. Can you feel it? Feel it, feel it? Feel the vibration? (Sorry.)

You'd think this sonofabitch would be tired after all that, but you can't stop him! He invited America into his recording studio so we could see just how much he loves his music. (Duh. That shit is fire! It makes me want to dance with my hands!)

Unfortunately, while he was at the recording studio working really, really hard, Britney fucked his Ferrari up. She's seriously holding that family back.

So, you can hate and mock and ridicule Kevin Federline as much as you want, but he won't let that deter him from his goal - rap super-stardom. And he's going to keep it classy all the way.