Monday, January 30, 2006

How was the money spent?


Did you ever wonder how Kevin Federline managed to spend $1,000,000 to make his debut album? Did you ever wonder how Britney Spears felt about bankrolling his musical hobby? The National Enquirer has your answer. Britney is reportedly furious that Kevin has spent all this money, but what I don't get is why she keeps letting him spend it. She's reportedly even spent $400,000 to build him a recording studio in their mansion. Here is a rundown on how K-Fed spent the rest:

$40,000 a piece to have producers come in and help him out
$5,000 a day for a musician
$4,00 for the beats on his tracks
$10,000 personal hair stylist
$4 soap

As you can see, all this shit adds up, but since Sean Preston will obviously never go to college, they had to spend that money somewhere.

[Post Chronicle]
{Source}

Friday, January 27, 2006

"I'm K-Fed. I don't want to be known as Mr. Britney Spears"


Although Kevin Federline is still shopping for a record label (and by shopping I mean looking for any record label willing to take him), he isn't so hard pressed that he needs to accept an offer from Jive Records, his wife's record label. A friend of the couple told The National Enquirer that Kevin turned down Jive's offer to take him on as a new artist and promote his first album.

Kevin believes he knows what's best for this music career and that he can make it without any help from Britney (except that $1 million she gave him to record the album). The source said, "He's being so stubborn about the record deal, it infuriates Britney. Rather than take his wife's experience into consideration in making his decisions, Kevin resents her interference in his 'thing.' His arrogance and ego are getting the better of him."

What does Britney Spears know about making a successful music career out of limited musical talent, anyway?

[Post Chronicle]

Thursday, January 26, 2006

What's up bitches!


This is my new blog dedicated to Kevin Federline and his rise to rap super-stardom. This blog originates from the excessive attention I paid to Kevin Federline on my other blog. (No, I don't have a life, so stop asking.) Anyway, I will update whenever Kevin Federline does something awesome. I'll start off with a recap of the past few days in Kevin Federline:

First, we learned that his allowance is just burning a hole in his pocket and he needed a place to spend it without any chance that it would make him a profit someday, so he is planning to open a Las Vegas casino. Smart!

Then he went to the ATM.

After that, he took a stand against all the haters and shut them the fuck up by assuring us that we will "feel" his music. Can you feel it? Feel it, feel it? Feel the vibration? (Sorry.)

You'd think this sonofabitch would be tired after all that, but you can't stop him! He invited America into his recording studio so we could see just how much he loves his music. (Duh. That shit is fire! It makes me want to dance with my hands!)

Unfortunately, while he was at the recording studio working really, really hard, Britney fucked his Ferrari up. She's seriously holding that family back.

So, you can hate and mock and ridicule Kevin Federline as much as you want, but he won't let that deter him from his goal - rap super-stardom. And he's going to keep it classy all the way.